A cop on horseback stops a little girl riding a new bike.
“Did Santa get you that?” he asks.
“Yep!” she says proudly.
“Well,” says the cop, “next year, tell Santa to put a reflector on it,” and hands her a $5 fine.
The girl looks up at him and says,
“Nice horse. Did Santa bring you that?”
He laughs, “He sure did!”
She smirks and says,
“Well, next year, tell Santa the dick goes under the horse—not on top of it.”
